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Well, not all of us are in the same weight class so it is hard to say between Hemsworth and Evans. I think they’re pretty evenly matched. I think it would go to the ground. Then I think it’s me, Ruffalo, and Renner in a quote-unquote three-way in which I lay waste to them with sleeper holds but then we cuddle. And then it is Hiddleston versus Johansson if I am not mistaken. That probably just winds up in dinner at a five-star restaurant somewhere.

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Robert Downey Jr. on who would win a battle among the Avengers (via mrscatalano)

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I envy the Japanese artists for the incredible neat clarity which all their works have. It is never boring and you never get the impression that they work in a hurry. It is as simple as breathing; they draw a figure with a couple of strokes with such an unfailing easiness as if it were as easy as buttoning one’s waist-coat.

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Van Gogh (via coffeeandteawrecks)

(Source: streptomyces, via hicutiegirls)

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William Shatner calls me cracker ass. (laughter) I call him bubble butt. (applause)

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DeForest Kelley, Convention: Midcon, England, September 1986

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(Source: asgardianbrothertouching, via finnemores)

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There is weird fan fiction out there — weird. They write stories and do manga cartoons of what they think you get up to behind closed doors. Some of it’s funny. Some of it’s full-on sex. Get Martin to show you some.

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Benedict Cumberbatch (via raptorsahoy)

get martin to show you some

(via highly-functioning-sociopath)

(Source: agreyelf, via foxface-and-nightlock)

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My one style rule? Try not to look like a tit.

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-Tom Hiddleston (via lasersaur)

(Source: decotex)

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He burst into one of his rare fits of laughter as he turned away from the picture. I have not heard him laugh often, and it has always boded ill to somebody.

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Doctor Watson on Sherlock Holmes in The Hound of the Baskervilles

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I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.

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F. Scott Fitzgerald (via shrimpballer)

(Source: misswallflower, via fart-ist)

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You interest me very much, Mr. Holmes. I had hardly expected so dolichocephalic a skull or such a well-marked supra-orbital development. Would you have any objection to my running my finger along your parietal fissure? A cast of your skull, sir, until the original is available, would be an ornament to any anthropological museum. It is not my intention to be fulsome, but I confess that I covet your skull.

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James Mortimer in The Hound of the Baskervilles by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

please, Mr. Mortimer, we’ve only just met…

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I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather — that is, when the fit is on me, for I can be spry enough at times.

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Sherlock Holmes in A Study in Scarlet by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.

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Andy Warhol (via bearkkake)

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