I remember when I was like 7 or s/t my brother tried to teach me how to do the vulcan salute but I couldn’t get my fingers right so he stuck a leather glove on my hand and taped the fingers into the vulcan salute and then left

I finally found the motivation I needed to stand up (I wanted to look at the tacky picture frames I bought yesterday)

I have so much homework and I feel too nauseous to get out of my chair I’ve been sitting here for 2 hours I feel like I’m a disembodied spirit watching myself from afar

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

(via dadflavor)

who wants to found a group of musicians w/ me called The Speckled Band

I’m thinking about watching star trek TOS and I’m feeling very sad but I don’t know why

I’m at a point in my life where I think it’s important to start watching/rewatching TOS again

my text alert sound is now the TOS communicator beep

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